Health·Posted on May 30, 202021 Tweets That Brilliantly Ended Men This MonthIt's that time of the month again.by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Here are a bunch of tweets from this month that 1) lightly roasted men and 2) made me giggle while on the clock. If you think these are funny, be sure to follow the accounts to make your Twitter timeline a funnier place! 😌 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. Abby Govindan @abbygov you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up 09:11 PM - 24 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. defne gencler @omgitsdef Today is 5/9, or as some guys call it 5/11 05:59 PM - 09 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 👼🏼 Maddie @mv_pp_ your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody 02:54 PM - 12 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. d o o m @erika_ronin Him: “I’m not like other guys” The tattoo on his arm: 🌲 09:00 PM - 27 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Wholesome Jose @MisterRudeman What girls send vs What guys send 11:51 PM - 13 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. consentida 🕊 @yyvveettee men be like “your cute😍” my cute what? 10:00 PM - 24 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. grace @johnmlaney men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy” 09:35 PM - 12 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. carly @carlyynicoleee High school football players were really like “ ima win this game for you baby” and then would lose 65-7 11:30 PM - 24 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Shayna Moon, Unity Lich @qorquiq Are you ready for images of the best “soap but for MEN” product you’ve ever seen? 02:50 AM - 08 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. kylie jansen @kylieGjansen happy mother’s day to every straight guy’s first 3-4 girlfriends 07:13 PM - 10 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖊 📌 giveaway pinned @cinthcrossing i wonder how all the boyfriends that ignore their girlfriends to play cod feels now that their girlfriend is ignoring them to play animal crossing 07:35 PM - 03 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. steph mccann @steph_mcca i would NEVER want a straight man to “rearrange” my “guts” are u kidding they do not have an eye for design 02:09 AM - 27 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. zsdrillaaa @zinubsid delete a letter of his name from your contacts everytime he makes you upset. when his names gone, he’s gone. hangman that mf. 09:28 PM - 09 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. quin @latelyquin someone has to tell them 04:40 AM - 13 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 💧 @rosegoldtears_ why are stra*ght men so against astrology and personality tests???? it's like they're born with this vendetta against trying to know yourself more????? is introspection such a bad thing 10:08 PM - 22 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ellie @odairannies the way hades is a legend 06:30 PM - 01 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt why do men think they’re doing something when they comment “thirst trap!!” on your pics like yeah? I posted a picture that I look good in. you should try it sometime instead of those weird blurry photos of you and 12 other grown men at the club 01:32 AM - 05 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji Woman: I also enjoy the activity you mentioned Man: I will now force you to prove this to me with some trivia questions 09:37 PM - 13 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. white silence is violence @female1st men use “daddy issues” as an insult against women as if they aren’t admitting men systematically fail as fathers and traumatize their children on such a large scale they have a name for it 💀 08:13 PM - 03 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. words mean things @a_busy_woman youre in his DMs, I’m also in his DMs... we are exactly the same and probably more compatible with each other than with him 06:07 AM - 14 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. cam ron @kamijooji men be like “yeah i‘ve been thinking about going to therapy for a long time :/“ and then don’t go ever and continue to wreak havoc on other people’s lives 06:59 PM - 23 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite