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    This Hot Uruguayan Soccer Player Is The Only Reason I'd Ever Watch The World Cup, No Offense

    *adds Cavani jersey to Amazon order* *overnights it*

    Chances are, in the next couple days, you'll inevitably be exposed to the 2018 FIFA World Cup. And if you're not much of a sports fan, like ~yours truly~, that can be, like, really hard.

    But lucky for you, I've found a reason to watch that juuuuuust might make up for all the screaming drunk fans infesting your local bar. (Almost.)

    He's #21 on team Uruguay, and yes, he's looks like the love child of Big and Aiden!!!!!!!!

    After doing some digging, I can report that he's 31, an Aquarius with a Virgo moon (his bday is VALENTINE'S DAY, OMG!) a striker, AND he's above 6'0. Like, UMMMMM?!?!?!?!

    All of a sudden, I'm a fan!!! Uruguay 4 LIFE!!! Fútbol!


    And here are some more visuals just...because I fucking said so:

    And here's a cute vid of him being all concentrated and stuff:

    AAAAAAND here he is wearing a v questionable mushroom hat, but okay, whatevs, live your life!!!

    In conclush, my blood bleeds blue and pearly white for Uruguay and the world's fave sport.

    ILY, notice me. I'll be the girl liking all of your Instas at 2 AM. 😭😭😭

    Okay, bye!!! Gotta go order my Cavani jers!!! See you at the bar for FIFA night!!!!!!!! 💁⚽🍸