Hear ye, hear ye: Our liege has arrived!
Steadfast and stimky is he.
Watch as he oversees all that is his.
Whilst being tended to by an attractive young man holding a palm leaf — ahh, to be spoilt!
And there! Mere commonwealth citizens look on and cheer as he passes, wishing he would kiss their infants.
But alas, our King must be on his way. Kibble and cheese sticks don't eat themselves, you know.
We salute you, our noble leader.
May you serve as a beacon of prosperity and stimky joy forevermore.
