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    19 Things That Happen During Sex All The Time, But Never In Porn For Some Reason

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    Recently, a Reddit user asked in r/AskReddit: "What in real life sex doesn't happen in porn?"

    Naturally, the sex-havers of Reddit have stepped up to the plate sharing what happens in their bedrooms that would classify as pornographic outtakes. Here's what they had to say:

    1. "When you press your chests together and the trapped air in between makes a fart as it escapes."

    β€”3nderslime

    2. "When they lose their erection while changing positions."

    β€”Taxidiurno

    3. "'Can you take your cat out of here? He's just sitting there staring.'"

    β€”dudebro1275

    4. "Sneezing. My wife sneezed during sex once and I thought her cooch was going to snap my dick in half. I screamed. She laughed."

    β€”PumpkinDandie_1107

    5. "Going to the bathroom to pee afterwards."

    β€”bagel_07

    6. "Putting your hand out to steady yourself and accidentally pulling their hair in the process."

    β€”JackCooper_7274

    7. "Doing a new position, figuring out it doesn't work, and laughing about it."

    β€”Virginiagirl757

    8. "The cleanup."

    β€”Admirable_Dream_

    9. "The happiness. It’s all 'sexy' sex. There is a lot of smiling, affection, laughing and having fun. Most times in porn, it’s just a fake lust. Real life is a lot more fun, and a lot happier, I find."

    β€”sparkyest

    10. "Putting a towel down to keep the sheets clean. No one wants to sleep on that wet spot."

    β€”Ok-Bed6343

    11. "Muscle cramps."

    β€”brock_lee

    12. "Resuming normal life afterward. You never see people in porn getting dressed up after, and casually talking about resuming their day like, 'Alright, gonna do some laundry now. Got anything you need to put in the washer before I start it?'"

    β€”Purpl_Turniip

    13. "Bumping heads."

    β€”Ok-Gate-9610

    14. "People not finishing."

    β€”halfwaytosomewhere

    15. "Your kids running in (we put them to bed 30 minutes ago!!!)."

    β€”wolfixoye

    16. "Drying up all of the sudden. It's the equivalent of the 'Nah, thanks. I guess I'll take a nap now' penis."

    β€”GreenAppleLady

    17. "'Hang on, gotta pee. Need anything from the fridge?'"

    β€”PRSHZ

    18. "Getting stabbed by the IUD."

    β€”81659354597538264962

    And lastly:

    19. "They never show the high five at the end."

    β€”IM_FAUX_REAL_BRO

    Answers have been edited for length and/or clarity.