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    15 Funny Tweets For Anyone Who Could Use A Therapist Right About Now

    "Shazam but for emotions."

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    My only talent : πŸ’•πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’˜πŸ’•πŸ’• πŸ’•πŸ’– overthinking πŸ’•πŸ’• πŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’•

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    me after crying for six hours straight: https://t.co/53VPQa1WwA

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    my therapist: β€œtake it slow, avoid caffeine, don’t put yourself into situations that you know will make you anxious, eat well and regularly” me on I-95 with an iced coffee on the way to hang out with my ex boyfriend: β€œI should go VEGAN”

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    i’m in a good place rn, not emotionally, just in my room lmao

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    ive made a meme that describes all of my problems

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    therapy: -expensive -sounds boring saying β€œthat’s just showbiz baby”: -free -sounds tight as fuck

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    when I’m having an emotional crisis but still trying not to be a burden

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    Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes Therapist: No

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    not doing shit feeIing because anxious i feeI because I'm anxious not doing shit 🀝 me

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    showing up to therapy after three weeks with my index card full of talking points

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    idk what college freshman needs to hear this but you don't wanna be a psych major you just need therapy

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    On my way✈️ to πŸ“take this personally

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    Jokes aside, if some of the things in this list seemed familiar, you might want to look into ways to take care of yourself. So, here are some quick resources:

    Maybe you want to learn more about starting therapy, since pretty much everyone can benefit from talking to a professional.

    You can learn more about anxiety disorders here.

    Here are little ways to be less anxious in general and here are some self-care tips.

    And if you need to talk to someone immediately, the US National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255. A list of international suicide hotlines can be found here.