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[meeting god at the pearly gates] r u mad at me lol
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second base is having an anxiety attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time
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me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance
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im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive
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I get anxiety when I hear abt someone else's anxiety & I don't have that type of anxiety cuz I think there's something wrong with my anxiety
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Me: Goodnight. Brain: Pssst. Me: What? Brain: What disease do you think we have?
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anxiety be like: me: what a nice car ride brain: yes but what if u stay single forever & never have kids me:
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*mechanic wipes his hands on a rag* Well, there’s your trouble *points to a lifetime of crippling depression and anxiety*
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"How's life?" Me:
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Humans are 90% water. We're basically cucumbers with anxiety.
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When my coffee kicks in and so does the anxiety
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you cant feel anxious and weird at a party if u were never invited to the party
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me: has about 87 things I need to do, is rapidly losing friends, is running out of money & being consumed by crippling anxiety also me: https://t.co/wwRkx1UhpZ
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when ur personality is just self deprecating humor+sarcasm&u have no idea how 2 actually express ur feelings anymore
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when the therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know youre about to get read for filth
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me: "all my cries for help are too relatable and simply become Internet memes" my therapist: "LMAO if this isn't me..."
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By the way: Humor is a great way for a lot of people to cope with their anxiety, but if you found a lot of things in this post a little too relatable, you might want to look into ways to take care of yourself. SO, here are some quick resources:
* You can learn more about starting therapy here, since pretty much everyone can benefit from talking to a professional.
* You can learn more about anxiety disorders here.
* Here are little ways to be less anxious in general and here are some self-care tips.
* And if you need to talk to someone immediately, the US National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255. A list of international suicide hotlines can be found here.