Or perhaps Mr. Whiskers barfed on your rug while you and your S.O. were experimenting with role play, thus making your portrayal of a sexy maid a lot more believable.
Or maybe you were in bed with a booty call and your cockatoo said, "Harder, Katie!" but your booty call's name was Caroline and so Caroline got all offended.
IDK, these are just random ideas. But if your pet has done anything like this to you, please tell us the story (and maybe include a pic of said mood-killing pet) in the DropBox below for a chance to be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post or video!!!
