27 House And Apartment Fails That Are The Reddest Of Flags When It Comes To Real Estate

In New York City, $2,000 will get you a triangular kitchen.

1. This house that possesses zero redeeming qualities, I fear:

The more I look at this house, the worse it gets from CrappyDesign

2. This "closet":

Closet Space from CrappyDesign

3. This house from a home renovation show that we can only hope is the "before":

Caught this on a reno show from CrappyDesign

4. This bathroom that's giving lawn:

My grandparent’s carpeted bathroom from CrappyDesign

5. This ✨1/4 kitchen✨:

Modern living condo for sale. 2 bedrooms 2 bathrooms 1/4 kitchen from CrappyDesign

6. This light switch on the floor? And for what?

A light switch in the middle of the floor from CrappyDesign

7. This bathroom with a layout that presents some challenges:

You have to step over the bathtub to get between the toilet and the sink from CrappyDesign

8. This third-ifth(?) floor????????

Which floor am I on? from CrappyDesign

9. This oven setup that requires a ladder:

How tall would one have to be to set the temperature to Bake at 350? from CrappyDesign

10. These stairs that have no consistency whatsoever:

The stairs in an Airbnb I stayed in where every step is a different height, width and depth from CrappyDesign

11. This DIY catastrophe moonlighting as a "shower"??????

A DIY shower I saw while house hunting. from CrappyDesign

12. This house that freestyled in the window department:

How do you like your windows? from CrappyDesign

13. This apartment that decided against, ya know, a door:

An apartment in London that has no front door. Just a set of stairs leading up to a window. from CrappyDesign

14. This closet that should honestly require a waiver:

This closet in a german hotel needs several warnings.. and I still almost hit my head from CrappyDesign

15. This extremely secure and not-at-all-enabling "security gate":

When your security gate is a ladder. from CrappyDesign

16. This kitchen that can double as an ✨elevated surface✨ for wild party nights, I suppose!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve tripped in the kitchen but never on my way to the kitchen… from CrappyDesign

17. This lil' numerical mishap:

I have no idea what floor I'm on... from CrappyDesign

18. This Door Floor™:

Door in the Floor (Orginally on Twitter) from CrappyDesign

19. This apartment entrance that seems just a wee bit daunting, no???

The entrance to our apartment in Berlin... from CrappyDesign

20. This layout that feels like some weird liminal space??????

Crappy House from CrappyDesign

21. This excruciatingly literal "downstairs bathroom":

"Don't come down the stairs! I'm pooping!" from CrappyDesign

22. This see-through bathroom door, of course 😌💕✨:

Good thing that door is there to… ummm… idk. from CrappyDesign

23. This interior that I literally have no words for:

Practical bathroom from CrappyDesign

24. This lil' bannister moment:

The builders decided that they wanted this bannister to clip through the wall from CrappyDesign

25. This sink-toilet:

Sink attached to the toilet, forming a perfect slide from CrappyDesign

26. This single blind:

One. Single. Blind. from CrappyDesign

27. This house(???):

This marvel in Ohio. from CrappyDesign

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