Hi, Have You Heard This Snorting Cat?!

    SOUND. ON.

    Henlo everyone!!! I know Mondays can reeeally suck, so I thought I'd try and make your day a lil' better by introducing you to Lucky Superstar, a Persian owl cat who looks like Halloween and SNORTS 👏 LIKE 👏 A 👏 PUG. 👏

    Don't believe me? HUSH NOW, CHILD. LISTEN!!!!!!

    HE SNORT!!!!!!!!

    *Carnival music plays softly in the distance* Come one, come all! Feast your eyes upon the snorting kitty cat!!!

    WATCH HIM DO A LIL' SNAGGLY BLEP!

    AND A VICIOUS ATTACC!!!!!!!

    PERHAPS HE SHALL BOOP A FEATHER WHILE MAKING CONGESTED NOISES!!!

    HARK! He snorts again!!!!!!!

    AAAaaaAAAAAAaaAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So BAAAAASICALLY, Lucky Superstar is the best lil' snaggletoothed snortle who's ever lived. Don't @ me!!!!!!! (Or do, but be prepared to face the wrath of Mr. Superstar's #1 fan. Ya hear me?!)

    Follow @luckysuperstarcat on Insta if you have taste.

    That is all. Have a good week!!!