Henlo everyone!!! I know Mondays can reeeally suck, so I thought I'd try and make your day a lil' better by introducing you to Lucky Superstar, a Persian owl cat who looks like Halloween and SNORTS 👏 LIKE 👏 A 👏 PUG. 👏
Don't believe me? HUSH NOW, CHILD. LISTEN!!!!!!
HE SNORT!!!!!!!!
*Carnival music plays softly in the distance* Come one, come all! Feast your eyes upon the snorting kitty cat!!!
WATCH HIM DO A LIL' SNAGGLY BLEP!
AND A VICIOUS ATTACC!!!!!!!
PERHAPS HE SHALL BOOP A FEATHER WHILE MAKING CONGESTED NOISES!!!
Now he snoozle.
HARK! He snorts again!!!!!!!
AAAaaaAAAAAAaaAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So BAAAAASICALLY, Lucky Superstar is the best lil' snaggletoothed snortle who's ever lived. Don't @ me!!!!!!! (Or do, but be prepared to face the wrath of Mr. Superstar's #1 fan. Ya hear me?!)