1. This week, this lil' sweetums sported her ✨💖 strawberry sweater 💖✨ and looked most lovely!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe she let me put this on her 🍓🥺
2. The Golden Detectives answered BIG 👏 CRIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏
I would die for the Golden Detectives
3. This smol bean faced the wrath of — *shivers* — THE PETSMART GROOMER:
count your fucking days petsmart
4. Some very rare (and sexually explicit) relics were unearthed at an antique shop:
Went antiquing today and found what I thought were some cute letters but turns out
5. These magnets this person ordered proved to be fully functional, so that's good!
I guess the magnets I ordered are here😂
6. This 5-year-old delivered a devastating blow to her dad's ego:
asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla
7. This HERO(!!!!!!!!!) was awarded with a Certificate of Bravery...please clap 😌:
My dog got a certificate of bravery at the vet today 🥺
8. Someone conceptualized the best ad maybe ever:
Best add ever? Probably yes
9. Someone baked some Snail Bread™!!!!!!!!
snail bread 🐌 🍞
10. This pupperini gave us glam!!!!!!!
I can’t believe how beautiful my dog is 😭
11. These wee kitters reaped the benefits of their crocheted tiny couches 😌:
cats on tiny couches
13. Minnie here absolutely crushed her role as Executive Pen Transporter this quarter!!!
This is Minnie. She’s the Executive Pen Transporter for this office. As you can see, she takes her job very seriously. 13/10