Recently, Philadelphia Magazine published a piece called "How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise" that managed to spark *QUITE* the Twitter debate.
Filed under: Another thing millennials ruined. https://t.co/EU00KDsysV
While some people weighed in with their harmless condiment opinions, such as...
...and...
...others pointed out this section in the piece which raised many an eyebrow:
SCREAMING https://t.co/WCUkSWOL1T
So like?
Soooooooo...you're saying all women's and gender studies majors NATURALLY loathe mayonnaise?
There is something about that demographic that just implies mayonnaise opposition?!?!?!?!
And all "good" and "practical young men" enjoy mayonnaise? Like, because they just do?
IDK, but Adam here tried to ease the tension:
And I made a visual companion:
BASICALLY, this is officially what's it's come to:
In conclusion:
