1. Guys, I'm pretty sure I've found some concrete proof that cats are plotting to overthrow the human race.
my cats weird as fuck 😂😂
2. For instance, they seem to be holding these nightly meetings of sorts. One can only assume they're discussing plans and strategy.
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
3. And they are VEEEEERY private about these meetings — NO HUMANS ARE ALLOWED.
I FUCKING THOUGHT I LOST MY CAT BUT HE — IM DEAD 💀😂😂
4. They've also started building various structures and what seem to be shrines. Perhaps they are establishing their own civilizations?
Asked mom why the cat keeps trying to dig in the couch. So I guess I’m making couch cushion forts with my cat on my day off. What in the actual hell 😅
5. I'm also fairly certain they're catching on to our use of surveillance cameras and will have those terminated in no time.
Google street view in Rome
6. Another thing we must consider is cats' ties to the Dark Arts.
is my cat a witch please confirm
7. Not to alarm you, but I have here with me REAL VISUAL EVIDENCE that cats are indeed trying to contact otherworldly spirits.
let her perform her spells in peace https://t.co/DFA1GxTvZu
8. They also often participate in chants, presumably communicating with the other side and warning us of their capabilities.
Reborn, the ancient druid tries to spread the prophecy as a warning, unaware that the gods have interfered once again
9. Sometimes, their chants can even evolve into intelligible human language — this is their first major step in evolution.
I swear to god my cat just said “nothing” when I asked her what she was doing in the bathroom..... listen... omg
10. Next is physical — THEY ARE GROWING STRONGER BY THE DAY.
everyday i think about this buff cat i encountered last year
11. THEY'RE EVEN BECOMING BIPEDAL!!!!!!!!!
My cat heard a noise
12. They're also readily practicing their combat techniques, most likely to stay sharp and ready to attack at any given moment.
the last place i’d ever wanna be is in the path of my 25 pound cat’s absolutely devastating double barrel roll attack
13. Listen to me — CATS ARE BECOMING TOO SMART FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.
My roommate’s cat is always breaking out of her bathroom. I set up this hidden camera to find out how...and y’all....i- 😂💀
14. THEY'RE ASSUMING POSITIONS OF POWER AND OVERTHROWING OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEMS.
You come at the king, you best not miss
15. GOOD GOD. THEY'VE EVEN STARTED POSSESSING SOME OF OUR KIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASHDFKLSJDBKL OH MY GOD THIS GUYS IS WEARING AN ACTUAL CAT WITH SHADES!??!! Is this the new 2019 fashion trend???
16. THE CATS ARE USING MIND AND BODY MANIPULATION!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when someone said the man is possessed by the cat and speaking for it lmfaooooooo
17. MARK MY WORDS: CATS ARE TOO POWERFUL AND THEY'RE COMING FOR US. All I can say is you've been warned.
Because we all need it, here's what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball.
18. So.............watch out.
When you’re relaxing with bae and remember something they did 4 months ago they got away with.