So I just found out that over the weekend, Beyoncé performed at a private pre-wedding party in India.
Yup, you read that correctly. 100% not a typo!!!!!!!!!
Isha Ambani, the daughter of the wealthiest man in India, threw herself a PRE-wedding party — merely a taste of her ACTUAL wedding — and yes, hired THE BEYONCÉ as the entertainment.
YUP. BEYONCÉ.
Like, can you imagine showing up to a pre-wedding gathering, enjoying cocktails and mini weenies or whatever, and then fucking BEYONCÉ COMES OUT?!?!?!?!
LIKE?????????????
ANYWHO, the good people over on Twitter weren't afraid to ask the real hard-hitting questions: