10 Worst Rooms For Rent In Brooklyn

Check out these terrible rooms that are for rent right now in Brooklyn, NY. Sometimes you can know absolutely nothing about a person and still know that they are crazy.

1. Room shared with all three Power Puff Girls.

Imagine the cast of Girls are the grown up versions of the Cartoon Network, evil fighting, pre-pubescent, big-headed trio.

This is where they live. Join the fun for only $450 a month!

2. Live in squalor. Live on this mattress.

3. noNONOOOOO! It's a trap!

Any post for a dungeon in this condition was not posted by a sweet lady looking for a knitting protege. No. The man who posted this is dangerous.

However, you could totally fit a king size bed, dresser, couch, AND coffee table in here. Assess your needs, make an informed decision, take risks.

4. Low rent. High chance of death.

I mean, yeah, the poorly built platform could buckle and cave at any moment. BUT, $350 a month?! Sometimes life gives you lemons and you have to make support beams out of them.

5. Bed bugs sold separately.

Never trust anyone who carpets in burgundy. Never.

6. Define "medium".

A solid place to weep in private. Sometimes all you need is a door to separate your tears from the rest of Brooklyn.

7. What once was an interrogation room could now be your safe-haven. The circle of life, people.

Imagine a man with two teeth sitting in that chair, watching you sleep. You're welcome.

8. Bed bugs AND guaranteed injury! Yes Please!

I am all for taking chances but I, for one, can not STAND splinters. Coat this bad boy in rubber, and lay down a bean bag to break my fall and I could make this my home for $530 a month.

9. "Unfurnished"?! HA! Furnished with terror and dead souls!

I have seen WAY too may haunted asylum movies to not have mad respect for this gem. The history, the culture, the potential for padded walls... breathtaking.

10. Fits queen size bed. ;P

Once you are in, you can NEVER leave. Someone knows how to guarantee long stays. "Tenant must work full time from home".