5 Weird And Wonderful Things That Happen On Miley Cyrus's Tour
Miley Cyrus is high. No wait, that’s not right. Miley Cyrus’s high? Hmm, no… Oh! Miley Cyrus’ highly anticipated (that’s the one) Bangerz tour has officially kicked off and it’s everything you’d expect: rolling around in money and lots of tongue-wagging. These are the gems that stood out the most.
1.Miley comes down a slide that looks like the tongue that made her a star, proving once again that homegirl is not only in on the joke, but she’s the one who started it.
2.When Miley taps her crotch, we all follow. Just kidding. Get it together; you're at work.
3.Our girl is wearing a long-sleeved leotard with sparkly weed leaves all over it because it’s a Wednesday night, baby, and she’s alive. (Editor’s note: it was actually a Friday night, but go with it.)
4.I’m sorry, but who among us has not straddled a car while a human (??) covered in body paint watched in awe? Save your judgement.
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