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A Quick Update: Brazilian Soccer Star Neymar Still Looking Hella Fine As Of Late

Because we deserve SOME constants in this world.

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Without any Olympics or World Cup happenings this year, it's okay if you haven't really thought about Neymar a whole lot.

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After captaining the Brazil national team last year in Rio, the Brazilian soccer star moved off the Barcelona team earlier this summer to join the Paris Saint-Germain team under a five-year contract. And if none of that means much to you, you might at least recognize him from that epic Beats By Dre ad for the 2014 World Cup.

...has officially metamorphosed into his best, most thirst-inducing self.

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**Reaches for some goddamn agua**


Like, he's still got the whole sweaty-soaked professional athlete thing going on...

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As well as Bad Boy Neymar...

And for Halloween, he debuted THIS **gulp** look:

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Move the fuck over, Jared Leto.

And lest we forget, Suit God Neymar.

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How can I be that trophy.

Anyway, we just thought you should know.

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This post has been made possible thanks to our ongoing Instagram thirst cruise. You're welcome.

This post was translated from Portuguese.