Without any Olympics or World Cup happenings this year, it's okay if you haven't really thought about Neymar a whole lot.
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After captaining the Brazil national team last year in Rio, the Brazilian soccer star moved off the Barcelona team earlier this summer to join the Paris Saint-Germain team under a five-year contract. And if none of that means much to you, you might at least recognize him from that epic Beats By Dre ad for the 2014 World Cup.
~Anyway,~ we'd just like to pause and stan for the fact that a global superstar who once wore braces like the rest of us...
...has officially metamorphosed into his best, most thirst-inducing self.
Like, he's still got the whole sweaty-soaked professional athlete thing going on...
And we honestly wouldn't have it any other way...
Except, I guess we're also pretty into Family Man Neymar...
As well as Bad Boy Neymar...
And for Halloween, he debuted THIS **gulp** look:
And lest we forget, Suit God Neymar.
Anyway, we just thought you should know.
This post was translated from Portuguese.