1. First, there's that oh-so-magical moment when you have to stop because you realize your dog is watching...
2. And when you both look at each other in the middle of your shenanz and just start...laughing.
3. There's also the moment when you pause to pick your clothes up off the floor before they wrinkle...
4. And when you comment on each other's underwear in a distinctly nonsexual way.
5. And there's always that point when one of you gets distracted mid-coitus and brings up dinner plans.
6. Or when you both agree to just stick with that one position, because it's honestly the most comfortable.
7. The first time you have morning sex without brushing your teeth? A crucial moment.
8. Alternatively, there's also the moment when you both agree to shower first.
9. There's the moment when you realize you both share a specific fantasy...
10. And when you both know you gotta stop because someone NEEDS to turn on the fan.
11. And finally, there's that moment when you default to the one exact thing that you KNOW will get them to climax.
12. And that moment afterward, when you sincerely congratulate each other on a job well done.
This post was translated from Portuguese.