1. Pole dancing is more than a super-strenuous sport — there's also clearly some kind of secret magic involved.
2. How else do you explain this perplexing plank?
3. Or this mind-boggling move?
4. Or this high-powered hug?
5. Clearly, the laws of physics just don't apply...
6. Or maybe someone turned them off.
7. Because this just DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
8. I need so, so many explanations.
9. Like...can someone call NASA?
10. Because I think the gravity broke.
11. And TBH, I'm kind of scared.
This post was translated from Portuguese.