Dennis The Menace: The Most Quotable Movie In America

1993's Dennis the Menace (thank you, John Hughes) is the most underrated movie ever when it comes to it's quotability. Here, we honor the characters' best lines.

7. Joey

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"If you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?"- A strong argument Joey makes to Margaret in regards to the importance of a male's role in baby-making.

6. Mrs. Wilson

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"Weren't you a fat boy?"- Mrs.Wilson calling Mr. Wilson out.

5. Mickey

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"...sobbed [sah-bob-ehd] Huffy"- An illiterate Mickey reading a story to Dennis.

4. Mr. Wilson

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"Chewy. Tastes like wood...and paint."- Mr. Wilson's review of the chicken dinner that Dennis has ruined.

3. Margaret

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"Baby Rump-Kisser!"- Margaret masterfully burning Joey.

2. Dennis

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"Too hot?"- Dennis asks while feeding campfire beans to Switchblade Sam.

1. Gunther

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"A apple."- Gunther telling Switchblade Sam what he has in his hands.