I have officially decided to start my new health kick.
I strut in the gym, ready to work up a sweat.
I walk past the group classes to see if they look interesting.
They don't...
I make my way into the main room trying to find a machine to use.
Then I spot one!! THE. LAST. ELLIPTICAL!
Next to me I have a girl on a treadmill who still looks flawless on mile six.
I try lifting some weights...and get bored way too quickly.
I quickly walk by all the bros trying to show off with how much weight they can lift.
Not impressed.

