Watch This Adult Eat Rice, Oranges, And Strawberries For The First Time Ever

Ron Workman admits that he "eats like a little kid that never really learned better," and he's only "attempted" to eat fruit two or three times in his life. He decided to record himself trying different types of food the rest of us eat every day for the first time, and unless he's a really amazing actor, this is for real.

Grits and an Orange

He describes grits as tasting like "corn and slime," which is actually sort of accurate.

Blackened Haddock and Rice

You read that right: this man has never eaten rice.

Avocado and Salmon

He hates avocado. How it's possible for anyone to hate avocado is beyond me, but he does.

Strawberry

We have a winner!