Buzz·Posted on Jun 16, 201438 Reasons Why H.E.B. Is The Best Dang Grocery Store In The WorldTexas forever.by Summer Anne BurtonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Welcome to Texas, where everything is bigger and better, especially the state's favorite grocery store: H.E.B.!!!! 2. If you grew up in Texas, this never failed to make you laugh out loud. View this photo on Instagram 3. H.E.B. is a utopia where the cokes are still 25 cents. 4. They are probably the only U.S. grocery chain with a sign just for picante sauce. View this photo on Instagram 5. Not to mention an entire display of Mexican baked goods. View this photo on Instagram 6. Um, yum. View this photo on Instagram 7. You can even get one of... these... H.E.B. brand... boot... cheeses (?), which is rad. 8. And piñatas!!!!!! View this photo on Instagram 9. H.E.B. gets that beans are best with a healthy glug of Shiner Bock. 10. And that real Texas chili doesn't have beans in it. 11. And that tea is supposed to be sweet. View this photo on Instagram 12. H.E.B. also knows that everything tastes better when it's shaped like Texas. 13. And that everything should SMELL like Texas, all the time. 14. The H.E.B. mascot is a very friendly paper bag called the H.E.Buddy. Enough said. View this photo on Instagram 15. They take pride in their local sports teams... View this photo on Instagram 16. (OK, especially the San Antonio Spurs.) View this photo on Instagram 17. Luckily, the Spurs love them back. View this video on YouTube youtube.com 18. Their original brand comes up with truly groundbreaking ideas, like bacon in oatmeal. View this photo on Instagram 19. And bread that comes with the crust already removed, cause momma H.E.B. is lookin' out for ya. View this photo on Instagram 20. H.E.B. employees are known as "partners," because Texas. They're also always SUPER nice. 21. Sometimes they get pretty creative with their displays... View this photo on Instagram 22. Especially on holidays. 23. Even their coupons have a sense of humor. 24. At H.E.B., you can make your own six-pack from a huge selection of delicious craft beers. 25. The coolest H.E.B.s even have beer taps IN THE STORE. View this photo on Instagram 26. And H.E.B. Plus even has movies, sorted handily by terrifying emotions. 27. Laughing at the creative brand names is a key element of any H.E.B. experience. 28. A trip to H.E.B. is a voyage of discovery (did you know this exists?!?). View this photo on Instagram 29. Chip flavors that you can't get anywhere else. 30. Have you ever had watermelon soda? Pro tip: It's delicious. View this photo on Instagram 31. We haven't even talked about the WHATABURGER ketchup you can buy right off their shelves. 32. Unffffff. View this photo on Instagram 33. If you're lucky, your H.E.B. has one of these in the parking lot. 34. If you're even luckier, you'll show up on a day when they're doing a crawfish boil in the parking lot. 35. At H.E.B., even the eggs have Texas pride. 36. And every story has a happy ending. View this photo on Instagram 37. Because H.E.B. embraces Texas, and all that entails... 38. Which means it's basically paradise.