Here's how voting works this time around: you can choose a winner of each of the five categories below (Cuteness, Congeniality, Talent, Giffability, Evening Wear). One animal will be declared a winner of each category, and whoever wins the most categories wins this round! Please campaign for your animal here in the comments and on Twitter with hashtags #TeamWalrus and #TeamElephant. May the best animal win!
There is probably nothing better than being snuggled by a walrus. I wouldn't know because my life has been missing this delight for far too long, but oh man does it look fucking great or what? That walrus loves cuddling. As far as I can tell, walruses only like a handful of things: sleeping, eating, cuddling, and occasionally swimming. THOSE ARE ALL OF THE THINGS THAT WE LIKE, GUYS. Voting for walruses in Congeniality is like giving yourself a pat on the back for being a-ok.