1. America, meet Paul Ryan's hair.
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2. It is a very serious hair.
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3. It is not messing around.
4. It is shiny.
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6. It is parted meticulously.
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8. Everything is in its right place.
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9. Just making sure.
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10. Yep, perfect.
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11. Even this tiny dangler seems intentional.
12. This is a man whose hair is never in need of cutting.
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13. It's like magic.
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14. He must travel with someone.
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15. "Just this much off the top."
16. Paul Ryan's hair is what balanced the budget.
17. You could set your clock by it.
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18. I mean, really.
19. The hair of a serious man.
20. DAT HAIR.
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21. P.S. We don't talk about the beard.
Never talk about the beard.
