1. America, meet Paul Ryan's hair. NICHOLAS KAMM / Getty Images 2. It is a very serious hair. J. Scott Applewhite / AP 3. It is not messing around. 4. It is shiny. SAUL LOEB / Getty Images 5. SAUL LOEB / Getty Images 6. It is parted meticulously. cache.daylife.com 7. 8. Everything is in its right place. Richard Drew / AP 9. Just making sure. Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images 10. Yep, perfect. Win McNamee / Getty Images 11. Even this tiny dangler seems intentional. 12. This is a man whose hair is never in need of cutting. Win McNamee / Getty Images 13. It's like magic. Steven Senne / AP 14. He must travel with someone. KEVIN LAMARQUE / Reuters 15. "Just this much off the top." 16. Paul Ryan's hair is what balanced the budget. 17. You could set your clock by it. Susan Walsh / AP 18. I mean, really. 19. The hair of a serious man. 20. DAT HAIR. Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images 21. P.S. We don't talk about the beard. Never talk about the beard.