5 Luxury Properties That You Will Likely Never Live In

We have all at one point or another gazed longingly at a property in the estate agents window, as a hint of drool lingers near our lower lip. My goal is for this article to be your estate agent window and maybe add a short sharp punch of realisation to the gut that you will probably never own homes like these.

1. 6 Bedroom Villa | Villefranche, French Riviera

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Coming in at a cool €8,900,000 this property in Villefranche is one of those extravagancies that makes the idea of saving for a two bedroom bungalow in Burgess Hill (Google it) possibly the most depressing and thankless endeavour known to man. I mean, those trees are probably more expensive. Do trees cost money?.. anyway...

This villa is composed of a large living room/dining room, a kitchen, the first bedroom with shower room and it's own en suite dressing room. All the rooms open on a magnificent garden planted with pine trees... (Maybe £50,000? Or did they just grow there by chance?) offering an exceptional panorama where the infinity swimming pool merges with the sea.

*sigh*

2. 6 Bedroom Villa | Cala Vinyes, Mallorca, The Balearics

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Think what you could do with €18,000,000. The lives you could change, the places you could go. Or you could just buy this place and live in your underpants forever more.

This casual waterfront delight in Mallorca has professional poker player written all over it, I can imagine scantily clad women draped over the furniture, random decks of cards scattered all over the place because you JUST. DONT. CARE. What a boss life that would be....

Ahem.. So yeah, this place is cool, 6 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms including en suite, kitchen, lounge, utility room, dressing room, wine cellar and garage. This has everything you need to chill and relax after that next big win.

3. 6 Bedroom Villa | Sant Josep, Ibiza, The Balearics

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It would seem that Ibiza isnt just for late teens vomiting on beaches. It is casually one of the hottest luxury property locations on the planet! With million pound plus properties popping up all over the Island it would seem that this is the place to be if you have a silver spoon up your rectum or kick a ball for a living.

For a measly €3,500,000 you too could be rubbing shoulders with the uneducated and pompous, and if all fails, you can go rave it up on the other side of the Island and vomit in some sand.

4. 5 Bedroom Villa | Mougins, French Riviera, France

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I played a game once called Assassins Creed, you've likely heard of it or maybe even played it yourself. It was the one where the hero (can't remember his name now) is renovating his home through the means of murdering people. Pretty cool really. Although a strange past time for an Assassin, surely his anonymity was paramount, all the while he was fixing up one of the most lavish properties in the area, up on a hill, in a busy town. Surely the townsfolk knew... surely!?

Anyway, I digress. Basically this property reminded me of that renovation project. I'm hoping at least this real life example wasn't built through blood money and deceit. Probably was though.

This luxury pad, comes in at a cool and breezy €15,000,000. Ouch, it hurts my soul.

5. 7 Bedroom Villa | La Californie, Cannes, French Riviera

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Well isn't this rather lavish. At a staggering €25,000,000 this property is beyond your wildest dreams and most likely your wildest budgets. You can't even afford it in Sterling as it's current valuation leaves this stunning luxury property in Cannes, at a hefty £18,000,000.

Looking like something from Beverly Hills Cop, this property most likely is the home of someone incredibly famous or incredibly dangerous. Let's heir on the side of safety and just say they are probably the nicest person in the world. (that will cover me either way)

With 2 swimming pools and car garage to store up to 10 cars, and a plethora of indulgent interiors, this is likely an ideal haunt for anyone who is looking to become some sort of spy or an inconspicuous super villain.