stuarth6

I catch bullets with chopsticks. My knee caps are registered weapons and I sometimes use my head to make holes in walls. I have only ever been bitten once by a poisonous spider. In my spare time I run a helpline for Mormon water vole wrestlers. I seldom sleep and sometimes I like to glue myself to ceilings. I successfully negotiated the release of the chill sauce from a group of islamic terrorists who had taken over my local kebab shop.

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