35 Amazing Photos Of Famous Bald Guys With Hair

Phil Collins used to have a mullet. Seriously.

1. Vin Diesel.

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The Fro and the Furious.

2. Patrick Stewart.

Via allwomenstalk.com / damn.com

To baldly go where no man has gone before.

3. Mo Farah.

Via dailymail.co.uk / thesun.co.uk

We're as shocked as you are, Mo.

4. Billy Corgan.

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Smashing highlights.

5. Michael Stipe From REM.

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FACT: Shiny Happy People was originally the name of him and Billy Corgan's bald-only members' club.

6. Andre Agassi.

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FACT: When Agassi admitted his 90s 'do was a wig, he had to ship 14 consecutive 'Mullet Of The Year' awards to Pat Sharp.

7. Phil Collins.

Via Mick Rock / petoftheday.com

Against Bald Odds.

8. Ross Kemp

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So hard he used an axe to cut his hair.

9. Steve McFadden (aka Phil Mitchell).

Via msn.com / contactmusic.com

Or is that Paul Scholes on the left?

10. Vladimir Putin.

Via thesundaytimes.co.uk / yousaytoo.com

This guy had the Dalston undercut in like 1963.

11. Harry Hill.

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The size of a man's lapels is inversely proportionate his amount of hair.

12. Cee-Lo Green.

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Wooooaah, this does not look right.

13. Billy Zane.

Via blogs.coventrytelegraph.net / cinema.de

Zane used to look like Michael Hutchence. No frickin' way.

14. Homer Simpson.

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That's either Homer Simpson or a member of Journey.

15. Jason Statham.

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The one on the left is a hairpiece. This is what he REALLY looks like with hair.

16. Moby.

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FACT: Before he turned to dorky electronica, Moby was an extra for a French period drama that never aired.

17. John Malkovich.

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This guy started going bald at nine years old.

18. Bruce Willis.

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All that saving America in a grubby white vest has taken its toll.

19. Pitbull.

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Or braided spaniel, as he used to be known.

20. Ben Kingsley.

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Terrifying.

21. Richard O'Brien From The Crystal Maze.

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Used to deliberately penalise Crystal Maze contestants who had hair.

22. Winston Churchill

Via telegraph.co.uk / en.wikipedia.org

Tough break, old boy.

23. William Hague.

Via bbc.co.uk / telegraph.co.uk

Going bald was his punishment for hogging all the hair in the Seventies.

24. Iain Duncan-Smith.

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FACT: After Michael Howard the Tories voted to stop choosing exclusively bald leaders.

25. Larry David.

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Wow. Just wow.

26. Rupert Murdoch.

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Dr Evil jokes didn't wash back in the Fifties.

27. Alan Shearer.

Via whoateallthepies.tv / eadt.co.uk

No longer needs a trip to the shearers very often.

28. Martin Jol.

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He's a football manager, guys. Who now looks like an ogre.

29. Seal.

Via 965thebuzz.com / biography.com

Also used to make hippie techno music.

30. David Suchet (aka Poirot).

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Male pattern baldness: the one mystery Hercule Poirot could never solve. Merde.

31. Bob Hoskins.

Via bbc.co.uk / mirror.co.uk

32. Damien Hirst.

Via telegraph.co.uk / youtube.com

FACT: It was originally presumed that Hirst's 90s hair was modern art.

33. Danny DeVito.

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DeVito was almost 6ft tall when he had hair.

34. Pablo Picasso.

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35. The Rock.

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Dare you to call him baldy to his face.