1. The only school that is mistaken for a beach resort
2. #2 Research School in the World
3. The only UC that has “Being Beautiful” listed as a GE requirement
4. Where $14.00 nachos are worth every penny
5. Day drinking is a national holiday
6. Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan Basketball Camps
8. The original undie run
9. The concerts
10. Everyone still manages to graduate
11. The #1 Party School in the Nation
12. You probably were either personally victimized or entertained by Andre Theus at some point during your 4 years in attendance
- The election is really, really over now: Jill Stein has dropped her Pennsylvania recount request, making Donald Trump the absolute winner.
- Cuba prepares to bury Fidel Castro: his ashes arrived in Santiago Saturday, the city where he declared his socialist revolution victorious.