10 Times We Totally Weren't Crying At The WB's Farewell Video

We're not crying. This was a tv network, not a close personal friend that helped raise us. This is a regular thing, that none of us are emotional about 10 years later.

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Certainly not here where we realized that our one constant for the last 11 years was leaving us.

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Definitely not when they reminded us about the only love triangle that ever meant anything and how Pacey was always too good for Joey, but he loved her so we let it slide... And also Dawson was a part of this show.

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Obviously not when we realized there was a place where Felicity and Steve Harvey existed together.

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Clearly not when they reminded us how Buffy and Angel made us smile for the first time and taught us what feelings were because we were all cold dead robots before them.

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I repeat again we were not upset at all thinking about the comedy legends of the Wayans brothers, Reba McEntire, and Tia and Tamera...

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They definitely only tugged at our hearts. Just a slight tug, not a pull, not a ripping apart of all the feelings we ever thought we could have.

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What?! Please, don't... Come back. We're not ready!

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We forgot about Jack & Jill! How could you bring that up at a time like this??? And Jess, oh god, Jess!

We. Are. Fine.

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We can handle this. Sarah Michelle Gellar's weird floor/wall photoshoot didn't mean anything. It wasn't a formative part of our childhood.

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Okay. We're crying now. We are a puddle on the floor.

Thank you WB. We can never repay what you've done.

Just remember, don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

(and also cry)