The Absolutely Ridiculous Consequences Of Peanut Butter Addiction

Peanut butter is AMAZING (you knew that already). But an addiction can lead to some pretty weird con(sequences)versations, don't ya think?

AND SO IT BEGINS.

Yes, that says "BFFL" (totally 5th grade, I know) but it does help keep anonymity

I realize now that this escalated rather quickly

"Peanutbutter-itis" is a 100%, bona fide, scientifically approved term

(I would hope that my (future) kids would not judge, but comfort me through this disease)

Full blown Caps Lock has been unleashed

(Don't mind the blank boxes - they were just irrelevant side topics)

ENTER: HARRY POTTER REFERENCES

(Oh yeah, to give some context - BFFL and I are rooming together next school year)

And what better way to end this than with....

KANYE WEST?!

ANYWAY! So now you know. Y'all best keep your PB cravings under control!