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    8 Things The Modern-Day College Student Will Probably Never Say

    Oh, the struggle.

    1. "I'll unpack the suitcase first thing once I get home."

    2. "I've watched way too much Netflix."

    3. "Thank god there's no wifi here."

    4. "Making my schedule for next year is so fun!"

    5. "Yes, I got the 8am class!"

    6. "I love shopping for textbooks!"

    7. "Oh no, you're so kind, but I insist on paying for the food."

    8. "I can't wait to go into the real world!"