8 Pick Up Lines According To Profession

Who doesn't love a good pick up line? We've all heard the traditional ones, but here's a few new ones to add to your collection. (Disclaimer: Some of these may not make 100% sense but hey, a pick up line's a pick up line).

1. Doctors

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Here's how it would go.

Doc: Are you sexually active?

Patient: No.

Doc: Okay. Well, if you ever want to change that..*gives out business card*

*WARNING: It is not recommended to actually use this line as a doctor..*

2. Calculus Teachers

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"I'm great at integrating X or Y, but what I'd really love to try to integrate is U and I." *wink*

3. Engineers

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"I'd love to put my engine near you."

(You may have to read this one out loud for the full effect)

4. House Movers

Google

"After I finish moving your stuff out, how about U-HAUL over to my place?"

5. Artists

Google

"Just for the record, I'd gladly draw you like one of the french girls."

*TITANIC FTW. ALWAYS*

6. College Professors

Google

"Instead of coming in for my office hours, how about you just come in for an office shower?"

7. Chemists

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"Carbon is almost as important to organic chemistry as you are to me."

8. "Yo Momma" Contestants

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*in a particularly intimidating tone": YO MOMMA.........

*in a loving tone*: ....is SO amazing for creating you will you go out with me THANKS