Avengers Dinner At Your House

Sometimes you may wonder- what would happen if the Avengers came to a dinner party at my parent's house? WONDER NO MORE!

Captain America

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Steve will bring some kind of casserole he made and then ask your mom if she needs help in the kitchen. When she says she doesn't he will be in the backyard with your dad talking about the new work shed he just built. Steve will marvel about the fine workmanship.

Iron Man

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Tony would just let himself in announcing his arrival loudly. He would kiss your mother on the cheek and hand her a bottle of very expensive wine he brought and then sit with your dog on the couch watching TV and saying hilarious things randomly.

Thor

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Having been on his way to take Loki back to Asgard after his crimes against Earth, Thor locks Loki in your dad's new work shed. Then he immediately pours himself a large glass of whatever ale or mead equivalent your parents have in the kitchen.

Hulk

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Bruce, having just de-hulked, shows up all ragged and falls asleep on your couch with your cat. Adorable. He does not wake up until food is ready to be eaten.

Hawkeye

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No one even knew Clint was there yet... he came in an upstairs window and has been watching everyone from the stair railings- he doesn't move at all until he is asked to report for dinner.

Black Widow

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Natasha was hanging out with you and throwing mad shade at all the boys but then she had to answer her phone for damage control because SOMEONE (you) forgot to invite Maria Hill, Agent Coulson and Nick Fury... oops. She thinks it's hilarious, though and keeps messing with them. She puts them on hold when the food is ready and then never picks up the line again. Suckers.