1. Adele has just released her first single in a very long time so I could watch the video for it 9.8 times or listen to it on Spotify 13.1 times.
2. Strictly Come Dancing is back on our screens and as much as I’d love to watch Daniel O’Donell or Peter Andre tear up the dance floor I would much rather watch Anne Widdecombe be dragged around the floor 58 times.
3. The X Factor live finals draw ever closer but who remembers the Chicken Guy? I could watch his audition 26 times.
4. I’m not a massive Star Wars fan but for all those that are then they could watch the latest trailer 25 times and really pee their pants!
5. The Apprentice is back on to with the latest bunch of up their own arse arrogant arses. Rather than watch them and get annoyed thinking I could do so much better I could watch the brilliant cassetteboy’s amazing mashup of previous episodes 9 times.
6. Doctor Who is the best thing about Saturday nights but I do still miss David Tennant playing the doctor. I could watch his regeneration 26 times and probably still shed a tear each time.
7. Spare a thought for One Direction who look like they are on the brink of a break up but all their crazy fans could listen to the new song 17 times with this extra hour.
8. You could watch the theme song for the new James Bond film, Spectre, by Sam Smith 13 times…
9. Or you could watch he clip of Daniel Craig coming out of the sea in Casino Royale 117 times.
10. With an hour to spare we could watch Justin Bieber’s new video 18 times.
11. Alternatively we could just spend the entire hour looking at his penis.
Alternatively we could just spend the entire hour looking at his penis.