English ex-patriate currently living in rural Illinois, enjoying my second Amendment right to bear arms, revelling in being surrounded by nature and bemoaning the lack of good beer in the USA. I miss Boddingtons, Tetleys, Liefmann's Kriek, and decent Guinness. What I miss however is more than made up for by the missus. She's been there for me more than pretty much anyone else in my life ever has, except my mum, but that goes without saying. Sappy as it may sound, I've never loved anyone as much as I love her...and she's fucking hot too. Ahh, the joys of having a sexy little blonde on one's arm. Giggity giggity.