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The 13 Characteristics Every Chipotle Customer Should Have

Because Chipotle employees shouldn't be the only ones who have to meet certain standards.

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5. Hungry

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You can't just be like, "I could go for a burrito bowl right about now". Your digestive system needs to prepare itself for the most massive inward and outward flow of the freshest locally grown ingredients that the land of Ohio could possibly cultivate. That's how hungry you gotta be!

9. Indecisive

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Let everyone in on your systematic decision-making process by trying to decide between ordering your usual chicken burrito or if you should try something completely different like a carnitas salad.

Ladies: You don't need a man... You need Chipotle!

Buster | Radio@BUSTERradio

Ladies: You don't need a man... You need Chipotle!

7:52 PM - 17 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Too much sexual innuendo in one tweet

Just woke up.....I need chipotle in me like right freakin now. Anyone down to come?

Alex Rogers@alexinheaven_

Just woke up.....I need chipotle in me like right freakin now. Anyone down to come?

2:55 PM - 28 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

You mean the general feeling of hunger?

Does anyone else suffer from that disease that makes you crave chipotle 24/7

Sarah@heysarahxox

Does anyone else suffer from that disease that makes you crave chipotle 24/7

8:26 PM - 29 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

It's always nice to hear that people still have goals.

I need to lose my chipotle virginity wtf

@bootyxo

I need to lose my chipotle virginity wtf

8:47 PM - 20 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

This is a fan fiction just waiting to be written.

One day my wife and i are gonna make love inside a 50 foot chipotle chicken bowl

Greg@Now_Thats_Fresh

One day my wife and i are gonna make love inside a 50 foot chipotle chicken bowl

7:13 PM - 24 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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