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    11 Thoughts Leonardo DiCaprio Has At The Oscars

    Leo has a lot on his mind when it comes to attending the Academy Awards.

    1. "Here we go, it's picture time with the naked, gold, featureless man."

    2. "Huh, the red carpet is softer than I remember."

    3. "Is this Daniel Day-Lewis?"

    4. "I wonder how many birds could fit in here."

    5. "*kiss*, *Mwuah*, *Smooch*"

    6. "Does the orange glasses man think I'm orange?"

    7. "Time for the no teeth smile."

    8. "Is Fast & Furious streaming?"

    9. "There's cake in my stomach and also water."

    10. "Are you going to kiss me?"

    11. "I'm hitchhiking."