1.
Complaining about your sides of ranch not being free.
2.
Doing this shit to your napkins and coasters.
3.
Telling us how well you're going to tip us at the end of the meal.
4.
Sitting on the same side of the table as your date, instead of across from them.
5.
Making tons of special requests with your orders.
6.
...And then sending the food back after you've made all those alterations.
7.
Telling us your meal absolutely MUST be gluten free, and then ordering a beer.
8.
Tipping badly because of an issue with the food.
9.
Making the "I hated it!" joke as we clear away your empty plate.
10.
Hanging out at your table long after the meal is over.
11.
Asking to get seated ten minutes before close.
12.
Saying you'll "just have water," but then asking for a whole bunch of lemons and sugar packets.
13.
Complaining about something after you've already eaten it.
14.
Not tipping on to-go orders.
15.
Ordering for yourself AND the person you're with.
16.
Trying to chat us up when we're clearly busy.
17.
Saying you're ready to order when you clearly aren't.
18.
Clearing your dishes onto an empty table nearby.
19.
Asking for a drink to be made "strong."
20.
Seating yourself when you're not supposed to.
21.
And finally, snapping to get our attention.
