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The Friends characters RENOVATE their apartments even though they don't own them. Who does that??
2.
They move out without telling their roommates, and they don't bother to find a replacement.
3.
They break their leases by swapping apartments whenever they want.
4.
They pretend that dead people still live in their apartments to take advantage of rent-control laws.
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They start a lot of fires.
7.
I mean seriously, who starts this many fires???
8.
They report fake gas leaks and get doors smashed down, just because they don't have a key.
9.
They keep exotic animals in their apartments, which is super illegal.
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...Not to mention, kind of dangerous???
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Sometimes their animals break loose from their apartments, and just roam around the building.
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The friends spy on their neighbors ALL. THE. TIME.
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They make up nasty nicknames for them.
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...And harass them with giant poking devices.
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They have sex without shutting the blinds, but then complain about other neighbors being naked.
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The friends are LOUD.
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So loud, it literally killed a man.
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They do noisy construction projects throughout the day.
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Suffice it to say, they're never getting their security deposits back.
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They get stupidly fancy apartments as soon as they score a big paycheck.
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...And then break the lease when they realize they can't actually afford them.
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They're constantly having loud personal conversations in the hallway.
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And they make huge messes there, too.
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In fact, they leave messes in a lot of common spaces.
25.
Instead of applying to apartments like normal, well-adjusted adults, they try to bribe the person by getting naked.
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And finally, they create absolute chaos when they're moving in.
Will somebody teach these folks how to live in an apartment, please???
