You know Sarah Jessica Parker — actor, producer, and all-around fashion icon.
For years, tabloids have been going after SJP's marriage to Matthew Broderick, running stories that allege all sorts of nasty and horrible things about the couple.
And apparently, the National Enquirer was the latest to take a swing at the pair. The tabloid sent Sarah an email that detailed a "story" they were planning to run, about an alleged "screaming match" the two had in public.
And instead of ignoring that email or trying to talk them out of running the article, SJP clapped back in the best way possible: By posting their email to her 5.4 million Instagram followers.
"Just like clockwork," SJP captioned the post. "Over a decade of the same untrue, disgraceful nonsense."
She went on to tell her followers that their story was completely made up:
As usual, days ahead of our anniversary on May 19, the National Enquirer is making its annual best effort to fabricate and undermine, this time a blissful four days with my husband in London. There was no "screaming match" as alleged in a restaurant or on the street, nor was there a confrontation as alleged about his time in London. My children and I are enormously proud of the work he is doing.
"After much thought I have decided to share a typical letter of 'inquiry' from these people," she explained. "As if the truth, a response, or any comments from me or my publicist [have] any bearing on what they threaten to 'report.'"
She also had a message for the tabloids:
Hey, National Enquirer and your sister publications, why not celebrate a marriage of 22 years and relationship of 27 years? Because, despite your endless harassment and wasted ink, we are nearing three decades of love, commitment, respect, family, and home.