1.My fellow Earthlings, this is an intervention. It's time for us to talk about our addiction to plastic.
2.Banana bunches don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
3.Individual bananas don't need to be wrapped in plastic, either.
4.Oranges? They don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
5.Eggplants — guess what? They don't need to be wrapped in plastic!!!
6.Mangos don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
7.Chili peppers don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
8.Apples don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
9.No really, apples don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
10.NO SERIOUSLY, APPLES DON'T NEED TO BE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC!
11.Cans of tuna don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
12.Individual gummy bears don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
13.Individual sugar cubes don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
14.Cans of soda...definitely do not need to be wrapped in plastic! What is happening?!
15.Cucumbers don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
16.Potatoes don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
17.Compostable coffee pods — which are theoretically supposed to be good for the planet — are rendered completely pointless when you wrap them in plastic.
18.And compostable straws — another alleged friend of the environment — should not be wrapped in plastic!
19.Cantaloupes don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
20.Peppers don't need to be wrapped in plastic.
21.Lastly — and I can't believe I even have to say this — individual jellybeans do not need to be wrapped in plastic.
Remember, folks: You vote with your dollar. Stop buying plastic when ya really don't have to!
