Sometimes when you meet a celebrity, you get a crazy story out of it. Like that time a ~certain rapper~ got mad at me because I didn't know who he was.
But other times, your celebrity encounter ends up being pretty...well, boring!
That's why Twitter user John Moe posed a challenge to the internet:
And even though the answers are boring AF, they're also strangely entertaining to read.
Stars — they're as boring as the rest of us!
They burp.
They buy gum.
They drink milkshakes.
They can be very polite.
Although sometimes they just want to be left alone.
And some of the encounters aren't even that boring! Like a Backstreet Boy seeking counsel on his McNuggets order:
Or this dude shutting down Mila Kunis when she tried to play with his dog: