Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson Making Out As The Joker Is Officially The Worst Thing I've Ever Seen

    Let's put a tongue in that face.

    Hi. Hey. Hello. As you're probably aware by now, Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson are dating.

    And as you're also probably aware, the new couple likes to occasionally share photos and videos of themselves kissing.

    (This is not a judgment, just a statement of fact!)

    Well, last night, Miley and Cody posted a makeout video that has me truly, madly, DEEPLY uncomfortable.

    They found a face filter that turned them both into the Joker, and...well, please just watch.

    THIS IS 10000% MORE TERRIFYING THAN ANYTHING JOAQUIN PHOENIX COULD EVER DO.

    The maniacal laughter! The identical faces! The tongues touching! I hate it all!

    In fairness, it is ~spooky szn~, and this was almost certainly done to creep out their fans. So, mission accomplished.

    Seriously, even Joaquin himself could never.

    Sharing this video one more time for bad luck. Happy Halloween!