In case you didn't hear, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have announced that they're separating after two years of marriage.
In a joint statement to BuzzFeed News, the two noted that the split was "mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year."
"Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another."
Naturally, people are absolutely fucking devastated by this development.
Just found out Justin Theroux and Jen Aniston split up. Please respect my privacy at this time.
HOW ARE JEN ANISTON AND JUSTIN THEROUX SEPARATING LOVE IS ACTUALLY DEAD AND NOTHING IS REAL
People are taking the news really, really hard.
I just started crying in the middle of class cause I found out that Jen Aniston and Justin Theroux split up AMA
After all, if Jen can't find love — who can?
If Jen Aniston can’t find true love all us regular hoes are just screwed tbh
People really didn't see this one coming.
The one where Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s divorce truly left me SHOOK.
Some have theories about what it all means.
I hope Jennifer Aniston looked at the news and thought, "Would it make everyone feel better if I trended?"
And lots of people couldn't HELP but notice that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are now both single again 👀.
OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY WAIT HOLD UP. Jen is single. Brad is single. ADMIT IT... YOU'RE WONDERING IT.
My reaction to Jennifer Aniston separation news😭but realized both her and Brad Pitt are single😊
Somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is crafting her "Hey, let's grab coffee and catch up" text to Brad Pitt. https://t.co/pXLGo7O4Mp
But not everybody's on board with that train of thought.
Hey, people cheering for Jen and Brad to get back together: not everything from the 90s needs a reboot
After all, doesn't she deserve a little time to herself right now?
Dear Tabloids, Please do not subject us to stories that Jennifer Aniston is getting back together with Brad Pitt.… https://t.co/MF71wJlgXi
And mostly, everyone just wants Jennifer to finally find peace.
What if we're not allowed to be happy until Jennifer Aniston is happy?