1. When she acknowledged how much her husband looks like Arthur:
John when you tell him he looks like Arthur
2. When she owned her truth:
3. When she still wanted pizza:
4. When she had the perfect clapback:
5. When she had a Fun Dip crisis the night before the Grammys:
I ate fun dip with my fingers last night and I'm stained and Grammys are tomorrow. I've tried everything please help
6. When she called Robyn the fuck out:
I love me
7. When she got real about "relationship goals":
How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him
8. When she gave Ivanka Trump a quick vocabulary lesson:
9. When she celebrated her anniversary:
Dooooo you know what to-day is...#itsouranniversary
10. When she described life on the road with John:
Touring life with John is basically him resting his voice and never speaking and me saying "are you mad at me" every 45 minutes
11. When she was officially sick of getting sent baby pics:
For the LAST TIME, JOHN looks like a baby so A LOT OF BABIES LOOK LIKE HIM STOP SENDING ME JOHN BABIES
12. When she roasted a robot:
13. When she gave absolutely zero fucks:
14. When she was sick of John's constant warmups:
I know he has a beautiful voice and I know I am "soooooo lucky" and blah blah but john's vocal warmups make me want to stab my brain
15. When she had her iconic feud with Debra:
Have u ever seen a more epic feud
16. When she called out Miss Teen USA:
17. When she had no time for fancy rose-shaped ice cream:
18. When she clapped back at someone who said she doesn't "live in the real world":
19. When her husband's name tag had a little typo:
Bahahaha loser
20. ...And when he got hacked:
Best dm of my life @yashar
21. And finally, her most faved tweet of all time:
After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw