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    If You Ever Ate At A Sizzler You Need To Watch This Ridiculous Vintage Commercial


    A commercial for the restaurant Sizzler from 1991 going viral may be one of the weirdest and most patriotic commercials of all time. We can't even explain it, you just have to watch.

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    It's unclear exactly why the video, titled "Sizzler Promotional Commercial 1991" is getting shared now, but it was posted on Reddit earlier this month.

    Some on the Reddit thread speculated the film was not actually a commercial but a video meant to attract franchisees.

    Whoever it was originally meant for, it is now inspiring America. Just look at this American family out for a bike ride. They deserve a hearty buffet meal.

    If you're wondering, Sizzler says it's the restaurant of freedom because hard-working folks have the freedom to CHOOSE THEIR FOOD. Menus be damned!

    This cowboy and his lady friend look like they want an unlimited salad bar.

    He came home from war and headed straight to an all-you-can-eat shrimp feast.

    That dog is all of us eating unlimited cheese toast.

    There's also this creepy sailor guy who we're just going to ignore.

    So pop on your shoulder pads and head on down to Sizzler. You've earned it, America.