A new Instagram account is brilliantly skewering the small portions and elaborate plating of high dining by making junk food look like a five-star meal.
The anonymous owner of the account pokes fun at their crappy palette by using the pseudonym "Chef Jacques Lamerde." If you speak French, you get it.
And the chef is great at making total junk look super fancy. For example, look at this delicious Lunchables kielbasa w/ pickle spheres, pork rinds, tostitos salsa con queso fluid gel, and powdered cheese from boxed mac and cheese.
The chef said its too early for their garden, so they had to "forage" this "Dolé" salad from the Piggly-Wiggly.
A Hungry-Man meal never looked so good.
How about some SpongeBob SquarePants "zoodles?"
Or some surprisingly appealing Hot Pockets?
Kinder eggs may be illegal in the U.S., but Chef Jacques has got them on lock.
You thought Bagel Bites were tasty? You've never seen them like this.
Here's an Easter-themed delicacy.
Now go enjoy a Pop-Tart with the pride of someone eating a filet mignon.
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