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This Brilliant Instagram Chef Is Making Junk Food Look Like Fine Dining

Because wouldn’t you rather have Hawaiian bagel bites than scallops?

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A new Instagram account is brilliantly skewering the small portions and elaborate plating of high dining by making junk food look like a five-star meal.

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This one is made out of a Hostess cupcake with rainbow Dunk-A-Roos, yogurt raisins, Nibz, and Starbucks mocha frappe caviar with a tiny mint "and a piece of fancy moss."

The anonymous owner of the account pokes fun at their crappy palette by using the pseudonym "Chef Jacques Lamerde." If you speak French, you get it.

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Gummy dinosaurs, purple Go-Gurt crema with a chopped up creamsicle and Powerade gel.

And the chef is great at making total junk look super fancy. For example, look at this delicious Lunchables kielbasa w/ pickle spheres, pork rinds, tostitos salsa con queso fluid gel, and powdered cheese from boxed mac and cheese.

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The chef said its too early for their garden, so they had to "forage" this "Dolé" salad from the Piggly-Wiggly.

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It's also got Spam torchon with fuzzy peaches, white cheese balls, and nuts with local greens.

A Hungry-Man meal never looked so good.

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How about some SpongeBob SquarePants "zoodles?"

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Plus Pogos with marble cheese slices, honey ham rosettes, and mustard tears.

Or some surprisingly appealing Hot Pockets?

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Made with "Hidden Valley bacon ranch spheres and a puree of zoodles."

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Kinder eggs may be illegal in the U.S., but Chef Jacques has got them on lock.

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He said he got 'em through a "sweet hook up from the San Salvador black market" and filled one with raw cake batter, "romanced with charred Rice [K]rispies, PB, goji + mesquite powder."

You thought Bagel Bites were tasty? You've never seen them like this.

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These Hawaiian Bagel Bites also have Cheetos, a baby carrot and ranch puree, small vegetables, and chipotle.

Here's an Easter-themed delicacy.

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It has graham cracker pastry cream, "generic brand chocolate cake from the freezer section," banana popsicle chunks, muscle milk spheres, Peeps, and Gusher crudo.

Now go enjoy a Pop-Tart with the pride of someone eating a filet mignon.

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Or you could enjoy this raspberry Pop-Tart parfait that includes a vanilla snackpack and Grape Crush-scented gel with "enhanced Mike & Ikes," Cry Babies, and fruity Mentos.