1. 40 kilos isn't that much.
2. Hairspray is the most expensive thing you own.
3. Hanging up a clipboard is more dramatic than an Eastenders whodunnit
4. The most precious thing you own...
5. Why didn't you take a degree course in washing machine operation?
6. Your bedroom looks like this. Everyday.
7. You're used to an average drying time of 7 seconds for all clothing...not that you care, you'll just wear it damp.
8. WHERE DO THEY GO?!
9. Your perfume / aftershave of choice is deet oil.
10. Four showers a day is totally normal.
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