The Top 16 Most Random Things Inspired By Mitt Romney

It's the RNC! So to celebrate, we've put together a roundup of the top 16 most random things inspired by Mitt.

1) Buzzfeed's own JP Moore's book for children, "Hey Mitt! Dogs Don't Go There"

Written by Mitt's dog Seamus, what's far more interesting is where

Seamus thinks dogs *do* go. The perfect gift for all ages.

2) The Romney Rap Battle

What's most shocking about this is that Mitt actually *can* rap. And

rap pretty good. In fact, he kinda takes Obama to school. Damn,

maybe he should be president.

3) The Mitt Romney Oven Mitt

Kudos to meta-word plays. But would've been better if the mitt

actually looked like Mitt. There's no way a casserole is going to burn

through that head of hair.

4) Mitt Romney in Carbonite iphone case

Does this make Obama "Baracka Fett"? Maybe that's how Mitt should work the campaign trail. Certainly makes for easier transportation.

5) Romney Face MITT Sticker

Kind of reminiscent of the botched restoration of the Jesus painting

in Spain with a touch of Shepard Fairey.

6) Mitt Romney Custom Soap

This custom-made Mitt soap was actually presented to his wife, Ann, on

the campaign trail. She proceeded to wash all over with it.

7) Mitt Romney original contemporary art painting

Jack Palance meets the Joker. Will make you see Mitt in a way you

really never wanted to see him. Is that... black velvet?

8) Mitt Romney pet toy

A Romney chew toy. Another invention from Seamus, who apparently is a

very resourceful, vengeful dog. Someone get this mutt in politics!

9) Mitt Romney Star Wars Stormtrooper print

Sensible, but hard to top the carbonite. And wouldn't Mitt with Yoda

ears be just a little less expected?

10) Cats for Romney button

This is just crap. I've spoken to my cats in length about their

political positions, and they hate Romney.

11) Mitt Romney Republican National Convention Wall Plaque

Reminiscent of those commemorative plates and spoons the Franklin Mint

used to make. And may still be making.

12 ) Mitt Romney Money!

This isn't a joke. As soon as he's elected, your current money will be

worthless and this will be official US currency. Stock up now while

you can!

13) Mitt Romney Handmade Earrings & Necklace set

Wore this last night. Totally got me laid.

14) Mitt Romney Quartz Watch

He does have a jaw you could set a watch too. So you don't even need

to wind this bad boy. The diamonds on the face are real.

15) I'm SMITTen keychain

This did *not* get me laid last night. Not even close.

16) Mitt Romney signed guitar

Once again, so much better if the guitar looked like Mitt. Just

imagine strumming those strings, like brushing your fingers through

that thick wavy hair... Ahem. What were we talking about?