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    The 8 Stages Of Going Out When You're Fabulous And 40

    And you thought going out in your 20s was hard...

    Getting ready for a night out on the town

    Working on your "Duck Face"

    But first, a quick Twitter check

    Why is everyone oversharing?

    You decide to have ONE drink before going out...

    The next morning...

    The last thing you remember is checking Twitter...

    When you realize that it doesn't matter...

    For more advice, watch Middle Stage on Stage17!